I'm puzzling over why you wouldn't want to make this... get it? Ha. Comedy. King Cole brought out a couple of really fun new colourwork patterns with the new bright shades of Big Value Super Chunky, and this one is next on my project list! This is intarsia, so you're knitting the back panel, front panel and then the sleeves. You're not sewing any blocks together, but I promise intarsia is easier than it sounds and if you need help please give us a shout.
This pattern is age inclusive but not necessarily size inclusive (teen to adult, but only up to 42in) so have a look at the second photo to see if it will work for you. It's got a good 4 inches of positive ease, so bear that in mind.
You'll need 9mm and 10mm needles.